The Nightmare Assassin

 WARNING: THIS IS NOT TRUE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU THINK IT IS

    On October 4th 2385, there had been reports of a monster human with feathers all around the body. It's head was a turkey with a rhino horn and it's were a cheetah's legs. The only thing that made it a human was it's body. It also had no tail. They called it The Nightmare Assassin. NA for short. 

    The NA could swim faster than any boat, jump higher than any dolphin, run and strike faster than a normal cheetah, hear and smell farther than any dog, and is smarter than any human. It also had a short temper. 

    The Nightmare Assassin got it's name because it would always lurk around a town or village, choose a house as a victim, creep inside and murder. After, it would sneak away with no evidence of it's arrival. Most people thought it was only myths because it was impossible. How could such creature exist? 

    Until one day, when a researcher was looking for evidence that the The Nightmare Assassin exist when he came upon a cave. It was huge with carvings on the wall. It looked like it was made with a horn. Then the searcher went further down the cave. In the very end was a dark shape. It was moving a little bit. 

    The researcher peered closer and saw it was the NIGHTMARE ASSASSIN!! The NA was snoring like a chainsaw so the researcher snapped some photos. She printed one out but when she was doing it the Nightmare Assassin woke up and sprang at her. She dropped her camera, clutching the printed photo and ran away towards the trap she planted. 

    Because the NA was so smart, it knew about the trap and sulked away towards it's cave. The researcher got the evidence and showed the world. Some people thought it was photo shopped but the doctor proved it wasn't when she examined the researcher's scrapes and scratches.